A terribly important and serious question

[compilerbitch]

As a counter to the major philosophical angst and flameblasting going on over at doseybat's journal, here are a couple more Vital and World Shaking Questions that Need Answering:


[Poll #715145]

Comments

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

I would like to raise serious moral concerns over the worrying undercurrents manifest in this so called "poll". How could bananas be even placed in the same question underneath a far superior entity such as parsley?? I reccomend you delete or amend your "poll" before your thoughlessness causes any mre unnecessary offence and upset.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Ha! Look, *plenty* of people agree with me that bananas are best. I mean, if I went up to someone and said, ooh, mister, is that a piece of parsley in your porcket, or are you just happy to see me, it would get me a right good slapping quite deservedly. Bananas have *at least* three or four more uses than parsley. No one has ever held up a bank with a a piece of parsley inside their coat pocket, but it's quite feasible to feign gunweilding with a banana.

And parsley tastes like landscape anyway, doG only knows why anyone would eat the stuff.

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

I demand you delete that comment immediately. It is deeply insulting to the purity and nature of parsley as a green herb. I do prefer coriander but this slander is to much! Somebody come to my defence!

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Parsley tastes like grass. It's only called a herb because it isn't particularly toxic.

[(Anonymous)]

You will look like grass pretty soon yourself if you dont apologise for the parsley!! Yes thats a threat!

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

I have your IP address, and very soon will pwn your box, lixe the 733t hAx0r that I am.

[(Anonymous)]

what does "pwn" mean? (not-terribly-impressively-geeky-anon)
still, all the parseleys will eat you! mark my words!

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Parsley holds no fear from me.

[vampwillow]

I shall protect you!

Parsley was a lion, of course ...

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Bananas are winning! Ner! Ner!

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Sockpuupets are lame. I still win.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Sockpuppets are good too.

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

ill get eveybody on my flist to vote for parsley and not bananas and then we'll come and beat up everybody on your flist. using parsley *and* bananas.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

We had the bananas first. You'd only be copying us. Which would be lame, so we'd still win.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

(by the way, go and fill in doseybat's polls here and here, or she will throw a miff because I'm more popular than her, or something)

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

*sniff* *sniff*

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

I should point out that bananas are *still* winning.

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, people who spend 18 hours a day on line and dont even like parsely.. What do you expect?

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Oy, rjw76! Have you *no* self-respect?

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

arkady? rho? Why have you forsaken me?

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

No one makes anything as cool as this Banana Bunker^TM for mere parsley:

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

One time I read, "Parsley is like pubic hair -- you have to push it out of the way to get to what you really want to eat."

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

[Mr Burns]Excellent![/Mr Burns]

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

Hey! I need people to defend the noble cause of parsley! must say thats one hell of a quote though..

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

Someone just needs to get offended by the quote and the flame war will be complete.

[neonchameleon.livejournal.com]

'ere! You can't use words like that - there might be kids reading this blog!

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

Kids reading this blog? Awesome, that's a great opportunity for me to round them up and flim them with lizards in a hot tub full of chocolate sauce.

[neonchameleon.livejournal.com]

Tasteless green impediment to getting food vs something I'm slightly allergic to? Difficult call.

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

you cant possibly vote for evil allergens.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

How can anyone vote for parsley? It's bareley even food!

[neonchameleon.livejournal.com]

But I'm only allergic in large doses.

Although at least I know how to stop spelling Parsley.

Vote parsley!

[toothycat]

I made a meal of parsley, spinach, chicken and gammon ham today and fed it to the unsuspecting other half. She said she liked it ^_^

Re: Vote parsley!

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

I like it, evident proof of parsley wonderfulness, thank you!

[splodgenoodles.livejournal.com]

You can't put a banananana on a delicate slice of smoked salmon, it looks wrong. You can't add it to pasta either. And it does not freshen your breath.

Parsley wins.

[sunflowerinrain.livejournal.com]

I like both (in each's natural culinary habitat - they should never meet[1]), but at the moment I fancy banana. Sliced on cornflakes with much cold milk.

[1] hmm... going to check for recipes containing banana and parsley. It sounds most perverted.

[sommitrealweird.livejournal.com]

Parsley is obviously the best, he is a very friendly lion!