A terribly important and serious question

[compilerbitch]

As a counter to the major philosophical angst and flameblasting going on over at doseybat's journal, here are a couple more Vital and World Shaking Questions that Need Answering:


[Poll #715145]

Comments

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

I would like to raise serious moral concerns over the worrying undercurrents manifest in this so called "poll". How could bananas be even placed in the same question underneath a far superior entity such as parsley?? I reccomend you delete or amend your "poll" before your thoughlessness causes any mre unnecessary offence and upset.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Ha! Look, *plenty* of people agree with me that bananas are best. I mean, if I went up to someone and said, ooh, mister, is that a piece of parsley in your porcket, or are you just happy to see me, it would get me a right good slapping quite deservedly. Bananas have *at least* three or four more uses than parsley. No one has ever held up a bank with a a piece of parsley inside their coat pocket, but it's quite feasible to feign gunweilding with a banana.

And parsley tastes like landscape anyway, doG only knows why anyone would eat the stuff.

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

I demand you delete that comment immediately. It is deeply insulting to the purity and nature of parsley as a green herb. I do prefer coriander but this slander is to much! Somebody come to my defence!

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Parsley tastes like grass. It's only called a herb because it isn't particularly toxic.

[(Anonymous)]

You will look like grass pretty soon yourself if you dont apologise for the parsley!! Yes thats a threat!

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

I have your IP address, and very soon will pwn your box, lixe the 733t hAx0r that I am.

[(Anonymous)]

what does "pwn" mean? (not-terribly-impressively-geeky-anon)
still, all the parseleys will eat you! mark my words!

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Parsley holds no fear from me.

[vampwillow]

I shall protect you!

Parsley was a lion, of course ...

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Bananas are winning! Ner! Ner!

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Sockpuupets are lame. I still win.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Sockpuppets are good too.

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

ill get eveybody on my flist to vote for parsley and not bananas and then we'll come and beat up everybody on your flist. using parsley *and* bananas.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

We had the bananas first. You'd only be copying us. Which would be lame, so we'd still win.