A terribly important and serious question

[compilerbitch]

As a counter to the major philosophical angst and flameblasting going on over at doseybat's journal, here are a couple more Vital and World Shaking Questions that Need Answering:


[Poll #715145]

Comments

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

One time I read, "Parsley is like pubic hair -- you have to push it out of the way to get to what you really want to eat."

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

[Mr Burns]Excellent![/Mr Burns]

[doseybat.livejournal.com]

Hey! I need people to defend the noble cause of parsley! must say thats one hell of a quote though..

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

Someone just needs to get offended by the quote and the flame war will be complete.

[neonchameleon.livejournal.com]

'ere! You can't use words like that - there might be kids reading this blog!

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

Kids reading this blog? Awesome, that's a great opportunity for me to round them up and flim them with lizards in a hot tub full of chocolate sauce.