Googlism (gacked from vampwillow)

[compilerbitch]

I've not tried my name at http://www.googlism.com/ for a while, so here are the edited highlights:



Vaguely accurate:

sarah thompson is a writer
sarah thompson is sarah
sarah thompson is at present a complete mystery
sarah thompson is very respectable; the only question is whether she can teach

Weird:

sarah thompson is head of utah gun owners alliance
sarah thompson is executive director of the utah gun owners alliance
sarah thompson is executive director of women against gun
sarah thompson is interested in hearing from others with information or experiences relating to parasite infections
sarah thompson is three good dives away from capturing her first section 9 diving title
sarah thompson is dedicated to the restoration of full civil liberties and limited constitutional government; schizophrenia

Surreal:

sarah thompson is still empty
sarah thompson is force

Embarrassing:

sarah thompson is proud to tell others about the relationship she has with her principal

Flattery:

sarah thompson is the best ~ there's no other way to put it better
sarah thompson is gorgeous ~ she's the definition of the word
sarah thompson is a record
sarah thompson is most influential

My favourite:

sarah thompson is exaggerating

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[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Sometimes what's not written can be even better than what actually *is*, evidently!