Googlism (gacked from vampwillow)

[compilerbitch]

I've not tried my name at http://www.googlism.com/ for a while, so here are the edited highlights:



Vaguely accurate:

sarah thompson is a writer
sarah thompson is sarah
sarah thompson is at present a complete mystery
sarah thompson is very respectable; the only question is whether she can teach

Weird:

sarah thompson is head of utah gun owners alliance
sarah thompson is executive director of the utah gun owners alliance
sarah thompson is executive director of women against gun
sarah thompson is interested in hearing from others with information or experiences relating to parasite infections
sarah thompson is three good dives away from capturing her first section 9 diving title
sarah thompson is dedicated to the restoration of full civil liberties and limited constitutional government; schizophrenia

Surreal:

sarah thompson is still empty
sarah thompson is force

Embarrassing:

sarah thompson is proud to tell others about the relationship she has with her principal

Flattery:

sarah thompson is the best ~ there's no other way to put it better
sarah thompson is gorgeous ~ she's the definition of the word
sarah thompson is a record
sarah thompson is most influential

My favourite:

sarah thompson is exaggerating

Comments

[jmtkalcich.livejournal.com]

HEy What do you have going on between now and WEdnesday, because we are up and leaving the country and we want to see you again before we go.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Monday evening is good if you fancy doing something?

[i-am-heidi.livejournal.com]

yeah let us know what you want to do and around what time. we promise to be on time this time. lol.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Any time from about 6pm is OK by me. I can come and visit you, or you can visit me, or we could all go and do something together? Chatting would be my preference rather than a film or something. Food would be good too. I'd take you to hall in my college, but the food at the moment is *terrible*, so I'd be embarrassed to subject you to it. The curry house near us is pretty good and quite cheap, though.

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Skimming and speed-reading is a bad thing. I read this:

sarah thompson is executive director of the orang utan owners alliance

[i-am-heidi.livejournal.com]

do you like fondue? we really enjoy making fondue and if you would like to come over for that, that would be awesome. them you can meet the little angels. harley with her collar because she keeps trying to chew her stitches, and nibbler rubbing it in her face that she dosent have to wear one of the collars. its precious.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Sometimes what's not written can be even better than what actually *is*, evidently!

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

Yes, that sounds great! I love fondue. :-)

What time should I get there?

[i-am-heidi.livejournal.com]

we dont have anything going on on monday, just getting ready to go to the states. so if you want to come over when you are available, and just let us know so that we can have things ready. are you vegetarian or a meat eater, and if you eat meat do you have any that you dont really like? is there any cheeses that you dont really like, or any other things you are objected to? let us know. we look forward to seeing you :)