Anti-Parsley Propaganda

[compilerbitch]

It is a little-known fact that Hitler's SS scientists developed a special breed of Ginormous Parsley, with which they intended to stunt the growth of generations of Allied soldiers by selling the stuff on the open market, in the hope that starving Englanders might eat it instead of real food.

Oops. I think he might have gotten away with it.

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[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

I suppose he's not so well known outside the UK, but there is just something *so*... hard to define about him. For example, the lyrics to his greatest hit:


I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle.


I rest my case.