The police are looking into it...

[compilerbitch]

..!

Comments

[panorphelia.livejournal.com]

Taking down all the details then, are they?

[lethargic-man.livejournal.com]

Caption competition! :o)

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

Well, they have special emergency telephones by the roadside, so why not pants? It all makes perfect sense.

[arjache.livejournal.com]

But if the Doctor's TARDIS looks like a Police Box...then...surely you're not suggesting that some, if not all, of the undergarments in question may in fact be Timelord Underwear?

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

...which, being the case, means the pants in question are probably PANTS OF THE FUTURE which have who knows what amazing technological pants-enhancements. Maybe I should get some of those pants.

[splodgenoodles.livejournal.com]

He added: "We don't know if it's a criminal offence or a prank. If it's a prank, please tell us."

...but if it's a criminal offence, please keep it to yourself.

[splodgenoodles.livejournal.com]

And for the caption competition:

"So *this* is what ladies wear under their skirts!"

[phlebas.livejournal.com]

Bigger on the inside, eh?

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

Hey! You get around!

[panzerpenguin.livejournal.com]

The facial expression is uncannily reminiscent of that occasional Viz strip about policemen stealing an old lady's scanties, 'Cop Her Knickers'...

[nalsa.livejournal.com]

"...and if I pull just a little bit harder the elastic will snap! *grunts*"

[phlebas.livejournal.com]

I travel throughout time and space with winsome companions in an alien ship disguised as a big blue box.
No, wait. That's Doctor Who.
I just can't resist posts about pants.

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

Hah. I shall test that out.

[reddragdiva]

This is your fault!