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Parsley, the ultimate evil.

Anti-Parsley Propaganda

It is a little-known fact that Hitler's SS scientists developed a special breed of Ginormous Parsley, with which they intended to stunt the growth of generations of Allied soldiers by selling the stuff on the open market, in the hope that starving Englanders might eat it instead of real food.

Oops. I think he might have gotten away with it.